when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
i don’t actually know how to pronounce half the words in my vocabulary because i only read and type them
I love Augustus Waters and all but if someone came up to me with a cigarette in his mouth and was like “it’s a fucking metaphor haha” I would probably walk away…
hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
On that day, on that fatal, tragic day, on the diamond of the day