rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via ohremus)

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

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thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

(via argusfilch)

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

(via lumoslouis)

adamusprime:

“yes hello, is this the city water department?  whenever i use my sink, cats come out instead of water.

…no no, it’s not a problem, i just thought you should know.”

(via dorkstrider)

drarna:

quoth the raven, “that’s so me”

(via triharrytops)

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick

(via lannistters)

The truth.” Dumbledore sighed. “It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.

(via leviosadraco)

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ammitt:

the world is imploding on itself

(via graystripe)

fartrickstump:

do u ever care about something for like three seconds

(via graystripe)

(via magicconchshell)

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

(via hormoaning)

 The Hunger Games/Catching Fire: Allusions [2/5]

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