one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
my dad told me to stop calling my dog muffin because it ”makes him feel girly” like first of all he’s a dog he doesn’t care also he doesn’t have balls is calling him muffin really the most insulting thing to his masculinity is it
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
why am i laughing
Commission #6: Medieval King!Arthur with a pocket watch for Crownsandshootingstars.
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.